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It Can't Get Worse

nopasta4unicorn

Reads 393
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Parts 7
Time 18m

Reads 393
Votes 24
Parts 7
Time 18m

nopasta4unicorn

Joseph is the happiest person in Oregon. Too bad, bad luck always follows him. It all started when his mother gave birth to him, then held him hostage at the hospital. She turned out to be a terrorist, which he discovered after she bombed the building. He was the only surviver, but lost both his big toes, which made him unbalanced later on in life. This story is a tale about all of Joseph's misfortunes in life.All Rights Reserved

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