500 cheesy pickup lines/jokes
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Last published Thu, Feb 19, 2015
Are you in the mood to laugh at some of the cheesiest pickup lines and jokes!? If you are, then read on. And also if you ever use any of these pickup lines and get slapped in the face. It's not my fault. I warned you.
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