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Dirty Jokes

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Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes by d9309785

This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html and also good jokes.com most of them are for. me though now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it Have fun and thanks for reading

poesie by ludensnakes

if, from pain, meaning is found, then from meaning, art is born.

ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴀʏʜᴇᴍ || ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ʀᴘ by DefinitelyNotSoot

【✔】 ᴏᴘᴇɴ 【✔】 ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ 【✘】 ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴅ 【✘】 ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ

A Threesome by Fear_and_loathing

Meet June Haverly. She's you're average youtuber chick. She's a huge #Troyler shipper. She wants them to go cannon especially since they're practically showing her the ropes of how to survive being a youtuber and they're best friends. Eventually they're friendship is left being more awkward than before when one of them comes up with the idea of having... a threesome.

dnf dick and ass💚💙😩😻🙊🍑🍆 by high_buggy

HOWDY MOTHERFUCKErs this is a dnf smut me and my friend wrote at 4:23 and my phone at 6% so enjoy our caffine/monster induced smut that we finished around 5 after watching attack on titan and bo burnham so buckle up buttercup cus once ur in were gonna fucking party. THIS IS A JOKE

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

2024 Lighthouse Awards (TEMPORARILY ON HOLD) by Emily_LokisOne

Open {} Closed for Judging {⭐} Finished {} Welcome to the first edition of the Lighthouse Awards! If you're looking for somewhere to get high-quality feedback on your work and get prizes too, this is the place to be. There are numerous categories, ranging from fanfiction to romance, horror to sci-fi. But make sure you're quick, because spots may fill up fast! So go and check it out!

No Name Trilogy, Book I: No Name by SarahQuinnMcGrath

When she wakes up in a juvenile detention facility with no memory of who she is or what she's done, so-called Nadia resigns herself to a confusing existence amongst strange roommates in an inhospitable environment, but when she's contacted by the mysterious Henry, known for trying to help girls escape, she jumps at the chance to get out. After realizing that Henry, too, has no memory, the two embark on a quest to discover why their minds have been wiped, and their journey takes them into the heart of a corrupt city, where they find they're connected to a literally underground crime organization. What have they done, and, more importantly, what has been done to them? Their questions breed few clues, and when they're separated, Nadia must decide whether or not to go after Henry, with whom she believes she has a more complicated history than her own mind allows her to remember. Murder and secrets and betrayal . . . book one in this trilogy hints that far more sinister masters hide behind the curtains of the nefarious Circuit, and Nadia and Henry are part of something deeper and darker than they could ever guess.

Horror-Thriller One Shots. by midnighttstalker

Horror, thriller on shots.

Transmigrated as the ill 2nd Prince (BL) by Airrabacs14

Kenta Bernard, a seventeen-year-old, died of leukemia in the hospital and was transmigrated in a novel that he has yet to finish. He is the ill second prince, who should have died by now. However, the God of Light bestowed upon him a light magic that enabled him to survive and begin a new, happier life.

How to be Emo/Hardcore by -xXxSuicidexXx-

This is how to be emo/hardcore...

ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete) by Miathomas-085

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မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့ by Spica-a

"ပြောလေ...ဘာလဲ..." 'ဟင်...' 'နင်ခေါ်တာလေ...' သီဟ အံသြနေသော်လည်း ငုဝါထွေး က ဘာမှမဖြစ်သလိုဖြင့် ခေါင်းပေါ်ကို ခေါင်းခု တင်ရင်း မေးငေါ့ပြသည်။ "ဟို...ဟိုဟာ...နင်...ရည်းစားမထားပါနဲ့လားဟာ..." "ထားပါဘူး..မရှိပါဘူး...ဘယ်သူဘာပြောလို့လဲ...အောင်ပိုင်ဖြိုးမလား..." "မဟုတ်ပါဘူး...ငါ ကြိုပြောထားတာ..." "ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." သီဟ ပြောရခက်သွားကာ ငုဝါထွေးကိုခဏကြည့်မိချိန် သူ့ရဲ့ မျက်လုံးတွေနဲ့ ဆုံမိတော့ ရင်ခုန်လာပြန်သည်။ "နင့်ကို ရည်းစား မထားစေချင်ဘူး..." "ငါလည်း မထားပါဘူး..ရှုပ်လို့..." ငုဝါထွေးက မျက်နှာရှုံ့မဲ့ပြီး ပြောတော့မှ သီဟ စိတ်သက်သာသွားကာ ပြုံး၍ခေါင်းညိတ်မိသည်။ ✦•······················•✦ ✦•······················•✦ "သုတ ပြောသလို နင်က အရူးမပဲ...သနားလို့ကို မရဘူး..ကလိမ်ကကျစ် အမြဲလုပ်တယ်...သီဟကတော့ ဖုန်းဆက်တိုင်း နင့်ကို မေးတယ်...နင်ကတော့ ဒီမှာ တခြားကောင်တွေနဲ့ အပေါင်းအသင

ماخطر في بالي مره أني ممكن بوصلك by xiutc3

The Way It Will Be by dragonprincess1996

part 2 of The Way It's Meant To Be Aquila is starting on her adventure to create a better world for the friends of her past life and her family in her current life

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡ #1 in smart ♡♡

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

Sealed with a kiss by _ehsas_

its a story about four different boys and girls who have suffered in their lives with many things but destiny has all planned for them ...will they be able to love and trust each other ..... there will be chaos , friendships and sacrifices too... . . . . #bride #desiwattpad #desiboys #desigirls #love #friendships #indian #trend

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 by lydiazstory

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - 26th Jan 2025.

pretty face | binwoo by ddanauwu

"all of them only want my face" eunwoo spat. moonbin was shocked, eunwoo never had a breakdown. "they never even acknowledge my talent. my singing. dancing OR EVEN ACTING! they just look at my face and make remarks about it." eunwoo started crying. "come here bub.. its okay shh..." eunwoo sat on moonbin's lap and curled up like a ball. moonbin was trying to wipe the tears and was hugging him, tightly. "i dont know what to do binnie..." eunwoo closed his eyes. he drifted to sleep without moonbin knowing. moonbin carried eunwoo to his room and tucked him in. he went to his own room and sat on his bed. "what do i do..." he asks himself. ~ ahhh im excited to do this oOf [finished september 22]

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Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes cover

ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴀʏʜᴇᴍ || ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ʀᴘ cover

A Threesome cover

dnf dick and ass💚💙😩😻🙊🍑🍆 cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

2024 Lighthouse Awards (TEMPORARILY ON HOLD) cover

No Name Trilogy, Book I: No Name cover

Horror-Thriller One Shots. cover

Transmigrated as the ill 2nd Prince (BL) cover

How to be Emo/Hardcore cover

ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete) cover

မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့ cover

ماخطر في بالي مره أني ممكن بوصلك cover

The Way It Will Be cover

Little Bella cover

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 cover

Sealed with a kiss cover

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 cover

pretty face | binwoo cover

Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes

This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html and also good jokes.com most of them are for. me though now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it Have fun and thanks for reading