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My Life (A Joke Book)

Sass_The_Bookworm

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Reads 104
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Parts 14
Time <5 mins

Sass_The_Bookworm

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Geddit? Cause my life is a joke? HAHAHA. Idk my friend said I should, so yeah. Expect a lot of other stuff, like a LOT of other stuff, like short stories, Rp pages and questions. None is my own, unless stated otherwise.All Rights Reserved

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Ree by CHmaster9

This is a funny, short story idea me and my friend came up with in class one day. It wasn't supposed to be serious, but it was too special, and I thought it deserved its own story.

Chemo Therapy during 3rd Period by youngandinvisible

Junior year was going pretty well. I was having so much fun till the start of second semester. Now instead of this life I had planned for myself. I was sitting in a hospital room staring out a window, with who knows what kind of toxins being pumped into my body to save me. People walked out on me. People walked into my life. But this journal, this is the place where I lay everything on the line. This is the one place in my life where there is still privacy. ************COMPLETED********************

A Teenagers life by chocolategirl15

I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this book

The Day i met him.. by Animeisnowmylife

This is one of my first ever story! well kinda Thanks to my Friend for giving me the idea Enjoy!

I'll Love You Till the End by krissygirl

So I have this thing. Some people would call it a catastrophe; some would call it heart breaking. It also has the name of disease, and heart killer. I call it just cancer. Simple enough as it is, right? Doesn't help that I already had it once before, it just came back to fight harder as ever. I thought it was over. Isn't it though? Don't you give up at that point? Senior year and I'm ready to end my life as a person all together. I'm tired of fighting and might as well give up because there are no chances of me living all together. So as a smart choice I move so when I die no one will know me or care about me. Wouldn't that be the logical choice? I don't want pity. Never liked, never will. So don't tell anyone I have cancer. Ever. Doesn't help that a boy started getting involved with me and snuck under my skin before I even realized what he was doing. What changed me were those few, simple words all together. "I'll love you till the end." That, that was about the time I started caring about life again. And it was all because of him.

You don't know me by You_Dont_Know_Me9374

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Not for the faint of heart, I explore dark parts of my mind and unfurl them for your own enjoyment. All of these stories are true. You don't know me, and you're never going to. This is basically just a shitty diary of my life with very few details as to who I am, Don't want to scare you off. Feel free to read but I don't really care. I'm just a screwed up guy that everyone knows and nobody cares about really. If you can't tell I'll probably swear quite a bit in this so if you don't like that I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good read anyway it's just me complaining about the fact I still exist. Actually no, whilst I did start this to complain about my life, the stories are fluctuating, as I discover I am infact worthy of love, even I don't believe it at all times. I hope you enjoy my rantings. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

The Crazy Girl by spearr_

Sarah's your average girl, or that's what people think when they see her. She's always been kind of an outcast - always been different. So when she starts showing symptoms of of Anxiety, she isn't surprised to find out she has OCD. At least she has a label for it, right? Luckily she had her friends, the family with no judgment inside. But what's gonna happen now that she's getting ready to start High School, and she won't have her friends there at school with her. The panic attacks just keep coming and the compulsions only get worse throughout the Summer. Sarah starts to wonder if she could ever find happiness again. With music being the only thing reminding her how to smile, she comes up with an idea to bring her family together again. Start a band. See the story of a crazy girl named Sarah, and follow her through her journey of change, and overcoming it. This is the story of a girl with OCD, and her extreme love for music.

Before Anyone Else by metanoic_soul

Bae My life rotates and revoles around the girl I love the most. I'm human, so obviously I'd still make mistakes, but some of them more dier than others but yet pretty bad. People like me shouldn't get second chances but well, for the first time life said: Screw it, Let's make you happy

AOT x Male Reader 1 by Big_Bird69420

Ok, I said I was done on this acc, but a very close friend of mine wanted me to continue writing as my books are "Funny." Is was a massive dare.

Retroexposure by JamesDonnelly9

Introduction I wrote a book some time ago, detailing my life for a whole year, I want to get it published, but don't have the means to. So I might as well join the millions of other users that blog, and publish my book this way. So read on, comment, and hopefully, enjoy!

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You don't know me cover

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Before Anyone Else cover

AOT x Male Reader 1 cover

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Ree

This is a funny, short story idea me and my friend came up with in class one day. It wasn't supposed to be serious, but it was too special, and I thought it deserved its own story.