The Danger Of Cliches
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مستمرّة19m
آخر تحديث: أربعاء, ينا ٣, ٢٠١٨
Disclaimer: Not for the naive or wannabe author. Read at your own risk.
You like cliches? Nope, didn't think so, which is exactly why I decided to tell you all about my story. It's so cliche even this crappy summary is filled with the 'telling, not showing' cliche which 50% of authors here are guilty of.
Get ready for some crappy plot, unrealistic dialogue and creepy romances in a 'great' adventure, as I battle things such as:
Blondes
My unrealistic height
My unrealistic beauty
The 'bad' boy (vampire)
The 'golden' boy quarter back (werewolf)
Perfect teeth
The fact that my parents have left me home alone for most of the story *nudge*
My crappy best friend
My boyfriend cheating on me with my crappy best friend, even though I'm obviously better looking
Double story houses
My text slang
Amazing internet
The fact I never gain weight no matter how many pop tarts I eat.
My perfect hair
My perfect report card
And the fact that I have both double f cup bras and a six pack without ever working out.
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