Dumme Fanfictions
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Dieses Buch kritisiert mit einer Prise Humor und zwei Esslöffeln Gewürzsalz viele, viele (oder weniger) Fanfictions, bei denen der Verfasser sich keinen Scheiß drauf gesetzt hat, Rechtschreibung, Logik oder Grammatik zu beachten. nur zur Info: dieses Buch soll NIEMANDEN und ich wiederhole: NIEMANDEN beleidigen! Alles folgende kann leichte Spuren von Ironie, Sarkasmus und natürlich Dummheit enthalten! Und da wir ja jetzt vorgewarnt sind, können wir ja anfangen...
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