We Think We Know You [Ran-Dumb Book]

"GT! How are you? I haven't seen you since like freshman year! And you were so skinny and weird back then! But now you're....anyway, what have been you up to?"

"I'm starting a random book."

"What do you mean you're starting a random book!?"

"Well @blue___22 tagged me so I felt it would be appropriate to-"

"WHAT? So ONE girl online tags you for fun ONCE and you start writing A GODDAMN BOOK?"

"That's one way to look at it, but-"

"Woah man, you starting one because you think you're better than the rest of us? You think you're better than us or something just because you're SMART? Wow CONGRATS man, you're smart, that's incredible! Wow!"

"I never said-"

"You want a trophy for being smart? You know what? We should just give trophies to smart things and every successful lab rat and Da Vinci will have a trophy! Does THAT make sense to you?"

"No I didn't say-"

"Why don't you just GO BACK to your default PATHETIC state where you feel you ABSOLUTELY need to be unique in some aspect and prove to yourself you're not just one of many of the small, white, indistinguishable, perfectly-cylindric checker pieces of Jesus & Satan's backgammon game like you usually do?"

"For the record, I don't believe my default state is pathetic-"

"Yo man, why are you acting so quiet and weird right now?"

"Well for one thing you keep interr-"

"Oh I get it. It's because you're an arrogant prick. Yeah, that's it. You're just an arrogant f*cking prick."

"Yeah...that's why for sure..."

"I actually once heard that you act quiet because you're actually shy and introverted in real life and people shouldn't expect you to act the same offline as you do online. Yeah...that makes no sense."

"No...it does actual-"

"Anyway wanna buy some weed?"

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"We think you've changed, bro." he says.

"We know best." they say.

"You suck." she says.

"We think-" he starts.

"We know-" they start.

"You-" she starts.

"We think-we know-you." everyone meant.