Bleach Boyfriend Senerios

What crazy and normal situations would you find yourself in with your boyfriend? How did you meet that angry blueberry? Or how in the world did the silent black haired guy ask you out? How many times do you have to remind people that your white haired boyfriend is actually older than you?! Or tell people that you're the bigger pervert out of your purple haired boyfriend and yourself.? Can your redhead boyfriend handle a Christmas with your family? And How badly can you make your orange haired Boyfriend blush?

Renji
Ichigo
Toshiro
Shuuhei
Ulquiorra
Grimmjow

{ Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Bleach franchise, or any of its character. I just write what I wish could have happened, and for entertainment. And you all own yourselves! }