EXO Are really bored rip: ot12
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"You all know wHO IT IS"
"Shut up Chanyeol that's so out of date
"You just jealous of my amazing typo skills"
"KJSABNibnvUDUINNUFNIDJUV"
"Wtf....."
"I'm more amazing then you Yeol *dabs*"
"THAt's OUT oF dATe TOO sTop"
"#StOPDab2K18 !!!!!"
this intro is not interesting
I know there are already about 1946572847283 fics like this but I'm bored so ayyee this happened.
A chatroom fic my bored self made while she was working on that other fic.
I'm not copying anything, if this is super alike some other fic then it's coincidense I mean these types of fics are pretty damn common
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