Bacotan Gua
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Cerita ini murni dari kehidupan yang gua alami, ga gua tambah-tambah sedikitpun, sebenernya ga penting juga sih gua mau nambahin ato ngurangin , lagian juga gabakalan ada yang baca juga
So, i just have fun, cerita ini gua buat tujuannya cuma satu, biar nanti anak cucu gua bisa tau kisah bapaknya yang goblok ini, dan bisa ngambil hikmah dan ga jatoh ke lobang yang sama , nanti HIV lagi ,if you know what i mean :)
Untuk nama-nama tokoh, gua usahain pake nama asli semua, soalnya kalo diganti2 gua jadi bingung ceritanya, trus ceritanya serasa ga pure gitu, jadi kalo ada tokoh yang gua seret ke sini trus orangnya baca, so just enjoy it
Ceritanya bakalan gua mulai dari gua TK sampe udah kuliah, walopun gua kuliah masih itungan bulan lagi, gua yakin pasti bakalan muncul cerita2 yang colorful dah
Oh iya, gua ini masih noob banget nulis, tulisan gua aja berantakan kaya muka gua, jadi untuk gaya penulisan gua harap dimaklumi, karena sejatinya gua ini cuma si kampret yang lagi nyoba2 nulis aja
Yaudah nikmatin cerita gua, kalo ga nikmat, ya dinikmat2in, gua udah nulis cape su1!1! wkwk, kalo bisa dikasih tap to recommended ya
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