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Bacotan Gua

OKUNANLAR 2,766
Oylar 68
Bölümler 7
Süre 16m

OKUNANLAR 2,766
Oylar 68
Bölümler 7
Süre 16m

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Cerita ini murni dari kehidupan yang gua alami, ga gua tambah-tambah sedikitpun, sebenernya ga penting juga sih gua mau nambahin ato ngurangin , lagian juga gabakalan ada yang baca juga 

So, i just have fun, cerita ini gua buat tujuannya cuma satu, biar nanti anak cucu gua bisa tau kisah bapaknya yang goblok ini, dan bisa ngambil hikmah dan ga jatoh ke lobang yang sama , nanti HIV lagi ,if you know what i mean :)

Untuk nama-nama tokoh, gua usahain pake nama asli semua, soalnya kalo diganti2 gua jadi bingung ceritanya, trus ceritanya serasa ga pure gitu, jadi kalo ada tokoh yang gua seret ke sini trus orangnya baca, so just enjoy it

Ceritanya bakalan gua mulai dari gua TK sampe udah kuliah, walopun gua kuliah masih itungan bulan lagi, gua yakin pasti bakalan muncul cerita2 yang colorful dah

Oh iya, gua ini masih noob banget nulis, tulisan gua aja berantakan kaya muka gua, jadi untuk gaya penulisan gua harap dimaklumi, karena sejatinya gua ini cuma si kampret yang lagi nyoba2 nulis aja

Yaudah nikmatin cerita gua, kalo ga nikmat, ya dinikmat2in, gua udah nulis cape su1!1! wkwk, kalo bisa dikasih tap to recommended yaTüm hakları saklıdır

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* ੈ✩‧₊˚ -ˏˋ. 𝗷𝘂𝗷𝘂𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗸𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻 ˊˎ- 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘼 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇, 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝘼 𝙐𝙈𝙀, 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙅𝙐𝙅𝙐𝙏𝙎𝙐 𝙏𝙀𝘾𝙃. 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙎 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙐𝙉𝘼'𝙎 𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙇? ╒═══════✰° ˢᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ¹ - ? °✰═══════╛ ╒═══════✰° ʸᵘʲⁱ ⁱᵗᵃᵈᵒʳⁱ °✰═══════╛

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