Even the Heartless Bleed

Written as a collaboration by me and my best friend. So lets see how this goes...
Probably a lot of cussing...
Summary: "You think its okay? Its one thing to drink enough of someones blood to survive, but slitting their throats and pulling their tongue through the slit? Its horrific and grotesque!"
Dean chuckled, highly amused "You think that's grotesque and horrific?" He bent over laughing to dramatize his amusement. "You foolish, naïve little human. That, is nothing compared to what used to be the means of execution! You know nothing of human history!" Dean hollered seemingly infuriated by her lack of knowledge, "when you think of crucifixion you think of Jesus Christ. But how about the hundreds that were crucified for petty crimes. Rotting for days on end if the nail penetration didn't kill them automatically. Having to defecate and release bodily fluids, sometimes bare naked in front of hundreds!" His ocean blue eyes transforming into a bloody red, "compared to that! I. Am. Merciful!" Dean sighs dramatically while wiping off invisible dirt from his suit, eyes returning to normal. "Plus it's the only way to cover up the bite marks from the police and coroner. And its not like it hurts them, its more desercrating the body then anything."