Caution! This story is very mature, it has foul language and will make you lose respect for mankind. It will have sexual sections later on. If any of this discomforts you, do not say I didn't warn you; you have only yourself to blame for clicking on this story. As I have said, there will be cussing and so if it offends, I have, in fact, warned you twice. So, when you think about messages me or commenting about all the swearing, I will tell you, "I have told you many times, THERE WILL BE SWEARING. Why? Because my aim is to have this story be REALISTIC. In reality, people swear. Loads. Especially adolesent and young adults, which this story is full of." If you don't believe me, message your complaint. This message is what you will recieve. Good day, and good reads.
Love Me Cancerously is a story that is meant to be blunt and invasive. It is meant to be from the perspective of a guy, and how he honestly thinks and feels. Love Me Cancerously is not a love story where love prevails and your first kiss is the person you marry, no, it's where the crazy girlfriend you hate is, in fact, crazy. The girl you fall in love with might not love you back, especially with your psycho girlfriend (who is possibly homocidal for all we know) hates any girl that goes near you and calling her possessive is a massive understatement.
If you choose to read this, prepare to be offended. I warned you. Twice now.
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
[[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Cover design by Jill Caldwell
Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner
Wattpad Books Prize Winner