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Target Helpline | ✓

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Parts 17
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Reads 104,470
Votes 5,069
Parts 17
Time 22m

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❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞

          ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞

❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞

          ❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or anything but I don't like your attitude.❞

In which a teenage girl calls target for all of her dying questions.All Rights Reserved

boy funny girl helpline humor interracial love romance target teens

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text messages {#1} | ✓ by Miraaaaculous

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle

Changed me by SincerelyShomal

Time was standing annoyingly still and I think I may have forgotten how to properly breathe. "Panda you have to come sit down pacing is not going to-" pushing my hand out I stopped him from saying anything. I stopped him from confirming the knowledge that there is nothing I can do to make this better. I pulled at my hair ripping a couple of strands out in the process. I hated the white walls and fluorescent lights that adorned this place. The squeaky sound that could be heard whenever anyone walked and right now I was causing a lot of squeaking. The strong smell of disinfectant burning my nose but none of it matter right now not any of it. "Where is he?" I heard the voice and my blood immediately started to boil. "You did this" was the last thing I said before I flew and was on top of his mom hitting her wildly. So much for not liking confrontation.

Foster Troubles by KKBozo

It started off as a joke, but I started falling for him. He's cute, I can't deny that. We've been best friends since he moved in the apartment right above mine, before high school started. He had a rough year, with his brother dying, but so did I, from life recovery. It was when I called him out in front of a full faced bitch, that I realized that I liked him. He's a nice guy, sensitive? Maybe a little. Our relationship is like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, yet I don't mind. Yeah, it's complicated, but what relationship isn't?

Breakup Helpline ✓ by StellaAdamsHere

Highest ranking- #15 in short story (Second in teen dialogue series) "Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?" "What kind of a name is that?" "Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you gonna tell me, with what I can help you because I have plenty of other calls to handle and trust me I am not here for the useless shit." "Rude." "Rude is my middle name, dude." ~ Ever thought that while trying to mend your broken relationship, you will eventually find a new love? No? Well, then start thinking because this is how Brett fell in love with Adrianna. Read inside to find their love theory. *NOT TOO MATURE, BUT I WOULD RECOMMEND 13+ TO READ THIS!*

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall by hyrule

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

She never gave a FU*K✔ by theresaporter

Story about a broken girl and not so broken boy. ✴▫✴▫✴ Let's repair the broken.

How I Get the Boy by _fearlessdreamer

He's the boy next door. She's the new girl. He's popular. She's not. He's annoying. She's ignoring him. He sneaks in her window, and she becomes confused with her feelings. Then he disappears. After coming back, he's different and she wonders what happens to him. Suddenly, the table has turned. He's ignoring her. She's trying to catch his attention. He wants to be friends only. She wants to be more than that. If she insists on what she wants, he will not talk to her ever again. It's a move that only she can decide. Either she stops or does her best to get the boy.

Before Anyone Else by metanoic_soul

Bae My life rotates and revoles around the girl I love the most. I'm human, so obviously I'd still make mistakes, but some of them more dier than others but yet pretty bad. People like me shouldn't get second chances but well, for the first time life said: Screw it, Let's make you happy

Anger Management by GeolaReader

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

Texting plier - Septiplier by saro510

JackSepticEye: hello babe ;3 miss ya plier: uh... who r u? (This book is just texting until the end, so if your not into that then don't read pls :)) Mature because of the language and violence (btw check out @PinheadUnicornLarry 's "You Left Me" bc she cool)

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Before Anyone Else cover

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text messages {#1} | ✓

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle