Target Helpline | ✓
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❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞
❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞
❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞
❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or anything but I don't like your attitude.❞
In which a teenage girl calls target for all of her dying questions.
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