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Target Helpline | ✓

Reads 104,590
Votes 5,069
Parts 17
Time 22m

Reads 104,590
Votes 5,069
Parts 17
Time 22m

boy funny girl helpline humor interracial love romance target teens

❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞

          ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞

❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞

          ❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or anything but I don't like your attitude.❞

In which a teenage girl calls target for all of her dying questions.All Rights Reserved

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𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

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