Book of Jokes and Randomness

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Welcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me)      :)All Rights Reserved

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A book racked with Fairy Tail moments, spoilers, Memes and just randomness of fun! Along with other stuff from other animes possibly too! Hope you're ready for it ladies and chaps!!

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