Rainbow bakery | dialogue story
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Last published Fri, Mar 3, 2023
Dialogue story
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Laureline's part time job after school is at a bakery store.
Everything was boring until one day a boy called in.
Now he's her entertainment source and a friend
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"wanna hear a joke?"
"No!"
"Two bagels were walking down the streets and one got a salted"
"Hah that was so funny I forgot to laugh"
"..."
"Okay I'm gonna hang up if you aren't gonna order anything"
"Spoon are just small bowls with sticks"
*gasp*
"Oh my god what did you do!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAH"
"Now I can't look at a spoon the same way"
*sighs*
"Ahahaha nice talking to you today"
"wha-"
Call ended
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Lots of swearing and bad puns,bad jokes.
Cringe worthy moments
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