Slugtastic Mr Bolden - Slug Fever

The Heartfelt Tale of Mr Bolden as he opens and excites you on a wondrous and kinky adventure whilst exploring your inner desires and philosophy about Slugs.
However tradgey strikes and your best friend, Ashley, gets a slug in her foot whilst crossing River Slug, whilst Mr Bolden was giving them swimming lessons. The plot thickens as you discover your science teacher Mr Bolden, aka Trevor, may not be all that he seems.
S l u g s h a v e m o l e c u l e s .

Shrouded in mystery and inviting slimy lemon, may the slugs slither within Ashley's shin. Will you solve the incredible story of the slugs that lurk inside his spine, and perhaps even your own.
S t o p t h r o w i n g p o t a t o e s a t m e.
T h e r e ' s a s l u g i n m y f o o t .

T h e t e n t s a r e f l y i n g .

I t s b e e n 6 9 y e a r s !

Y o u h a v e t o d o w h a t s h e s a y s !

D o y o u w a n t t o s e e w h a t ' s i n s i d e m y r e d b o x ; ) ? I h a v e t h e m o s t b e a u t i f u l s l u g s .

T h a t i s a h o r s e !
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'Book of the year!'
-The chav times.
'I want the slugs i n s i d e me!'
-Anon
'Mr Bolden is my real life teacher and he did indeed say 'slugs have molecules'! This is slugtastic if you know what I mean!'
-MoosinStudios

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