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When you go to a school like ours, there's  going to be jokes. And they're going to be inappropriate. Strange. Maybe even psychotic. Here they are.

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Funny School Stories {Second Edition} de GremlinGirl666

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

His Slut Of The Week || Wattys 2016 de InvisbleShadows

I smiled at him but tears were starting to blur my vision together. "I hate you." His smile faltered and he looked taken back, "Not like that, Drake. I hate you because you make me cry. You're supposed to beat up the guys who make me cry, not be one of them." "But they are happy tears, right?" he clarified. I smiled and nodded my head, before gripping his shirt, pulling his body against mine. "I'll never make you cry because you're sad, understood? I'm never leaving you." I didn't respond this time, I just sat in his lap, holding his torso and he played with my hair. "I don't know if I can let you in yet Drake," I told him truthfully, the one thing I had been dreading telling him. "I know. But I'll never hurt you like the others have. I-"he cut himself off and took a deep breath. "Riley?" he moved me away from his shirt. I looked at him in the eyes and say an emotion. One I hadn't seen in a long time and one I haven't seen in his eyes before. "Can I kiss you?" __________________ Drake was the player of the school. Everyone knew his name. Riley was the nerd of the school. No one knew her name. Complete opposites but for some reason, opposites seemed to attract. Riley knew that Drake had a new girl every week, but she felt like she could change him. And maybe she could. Maybe she'd be different. *Based on a true story*

I am just a school girl. So I thought.... Come read the story how me and my friends go on a crazy adventure we never thought would be real. We are only kids though so we might not be as tough as an adult but still we make a pretty good team. Enjoy our adventure and don't forget to have a little faith in yourself. Ok, who added the pun? Kameran I will hurt you! Moral of the story is things that seem like they can't be real, are real.

The Nerd Who Rules The School de Crazy_Fangirl2524

"Who do you think you are? You are just some nerd." He sneered at me, looking down at me like he already owned this place. I chuckled at his ignorance, "Honey, I'm the nerd who rules the school." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know those cliché stories where it is either 'player and nerd', 'bad boy and nerd', 'bad girl and nerd', 'bad girl and bad boy' etc. What do all those have in common? Well, there's always a nerd that's weak and bullied. That's either the damsel in distress or she suddenly turns badass. But sorry to say, my story is completely different. People fear me, no one dares to bully me, even the cheerleaders and our school's star quarterback bow down to me. Oh you think I'm the 'bad girl'? Sorry, but I'm the nerd who rules the school. Cover credits to the incredible and awesome @hardcore_fangurl

Questions The Nerd Got Wrong... #Wattys2016 de kklovitknowit

Cover by @daniella-lavonne ~~~~ "You're a nerd you should know the answer" he said inches away from my face "And what if I don't?" I answered crossing my arms over my chest. They took a step closer if that was even possible and said in a very hushed whisper "then you got the answer wrong... and real nerds don't get questions wrong". My eyes go wide with shock, they start backing away leaving me shocked...'well damn'... ~~~ Meet Invery , shes 17 and goes to school as a nerd (a good girl), but really she does every thing other then be good. She forgot how to a long time ago. She only hides who she really is because she doesn't want people to pity her or challenge her. Mostly cause shes short tempered,but what happens when she runs into the schools most popular bad boys in more then one place were her cover could be blown? will she build more walls and keep him out. Or let them in, to break down the walls she tried so hard to keep up. Will she also break down walls they built together to protect them? Read and find out...

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I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food de hjerterdame

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" *Hits a wall* "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!

"Well, I like you," he said, stressing every word to make his point. "Would you go out with me?" "Uhhhh, yeah." A slow smile spread across her face. "Yeah!" ~~ "Fine, you've asked the troll out, but do you think you can make her say those three magic words?" "Hah! Easiest fifty bucks of my life." "I'm not so sure about that, she's a tough nut to crack," ~~ Bella is possibly the ugliest creature on planet Earth. She has no friends. At all. But she's good at everything. No joke. Jave is possibly the handsomest creature on planet Earth. Known for being a player and the school's bad boy, he skips class and dumps girls like toys. Jave makes the mistake of betting that he can make Bella, the school's ugly nerd fall in love with him. Little does he know that this mistake will change his life. For the better or for the worse? You'll just have to find out. The story of an ugly girl and a beautiful guy brought together by a bet. Crude Language

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