21 parts Complete Mature11/12/1952
Alright...so, today has been...uh...interesting to say the least. I was wandering around, fulfilling my usual quota of jack shit, I, like the sane lady I am, wandered into a back alley in a ghetto town full of thugs and known gang members, like the sane lady I am. Now usually this would just fine, despite the risk. Reason being, nothing usually happens in that part of town, its like a hallowed place, no evil, no death, no sin normally to speak of.....not today. Today, I was cornered. I was held at knife point in a back alley, fun right? Well.....for me it was. In fact, it was quite entertaining to watch that insufferable wretch choke on his own blood after I slit his throat with my beautiful blades, they're quite intricate. They have a dark wood grip with gold placement pins, stainless steel blade, and black steel rose pattern inlays on the flat of the blade....that little wretch should feel honored to meet the end of my blade! Although....I didn't really get to have my fun at first. He had the gall to grab me and attempt to cut me! He ruined my beautiful black suit! HE EVEN GRABBED MY HAIR! Calling it, "Interesting, unnatural, because of the black base with white ends." LIKE I DON'T KNOW ITS UNNATURAL! Either way, after that small misadventure I annihilated him thoroughly. Heh....well....I'm rather tired and am going to sleep...so goodnight diary.
-Samantha Crowhall
