These are stories that make puns out of music groups, and are written from a certain point of view. Mainly the ones of the instruments that composed it. The little minute pieces were not meant to offend or cause discord among the readers. Most of the band quotes come from a past marching band season. The orchestra ones came from a long day of rehearsal and the writers didn't feel like doing anything that would further human life significantly. Welp, Aufwiedersehen, adios, and Bye.