Fluorescent Adolescent ➸ Chris Schistad
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"you used to get it in your fishnets,
now you only get it in your night dress,
discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
landed in a very common crisis.
everything's in order in the blackhole,
nothing seems as pretty as the past though,
that Bloody Mary's lacking in Tobasco,
remember when you used to be a rascal?"
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