Dear Mom,

This will be a collection of things I wish I could tell my mother. No she's not dead but if I ever tried to ask her about any of this it would only lead to yelling and crying and her probably taking my phone which also includes me losing all contact with my friends and my girlfriend. Therefore, I'll put it here and send her a link to this book when I move out. Maybe then she'll understand why I don't tell her what's going on in my life.