El simple arte de engordar.
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Esto podría ser una historia inventada, pero por desgracia es mi vida palabra por palabra, letra por letra, cada coma, cada acento y cada punto.
Solo espero que sirva para sacaros tantas sonrisas como a mi lagrimas, de tristeza mientras atravesaba todas estas etapas, y de risa, cuando llegados al final y me reía de lo lista que me creía y lo mal que me comportaba.
Ríete mucho, es una autobiografía de chiste.
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