Martha and Betty (found on joint account @Marthetty)
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CRIMINALS AT LARGE.
WANTED FOR:
•Destruction of property
•Harassment
•Sexual assault
•Burglary
•DUI
•Drug possession
•Assault on a police officer
•Bribery
•Embezzlement
•Harassment
•Indecent exposure
•Kidnapping
•Prostitution
•Public intoxication
•Stalking
•Vandalism
•Etc....
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This is an overall series of one shots of how the infamous 70 year olds, Martha and Betty, turned into criminals.
Two elderly ladies with enough spunk to last a lifetime. Follow Martha and Betty on their hilarious adventures through being an elderly criminal! Why give up crime when they're not dead yet!?
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