I, the Sansational Sans, declare that this book is about how I met my beautiful beautiful girlfriend/crush, Chara Dreemur. And this is going to start just like any other book. . . Once Upon a Time. . . That's all that's going to be exactly like any other book. Once Upon a Time. . . A Small Skeleton boy met this human that he never knew would be the right one. The most kind creature that he had ever met. He'd tried and failed to befriend/fall in love with a beautiful siren named Leslie Shyren. It didn't work. He met. . .CHARA!