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Rant Book

thedeadunicorns

Reads 134
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Parts 5
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Reads 134
Votes 33
Parts 5
Time 6m

thedeadunicorns

5589 annoyed annoying cliche eyeroll hatestory hollie nysmphfpc pet-peeves petpeeves rants

This book is about all the things we hate, our pet peeves and things that annoy us to no end.
There will obviously be slightly explicit language, so don't read if it will cause offence.
There are two writers on this book, and we will make clear who is writing and who isn't.
Have fun reading, and if you have a pet peeve, tell us and we will write about it.All Rights Reserved

5589 annoyed annoying cliche eyeroll hatestory hollie nysmphfpc pet-peeves petpeeves rants

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