How My Friends Die in The Mythical Land of Mythicalness

If the title doens;t explain it, nor my name, i have no clue what is wrong with either you or me... :D i got bored, so i wrote EXTREMLY mythical stories of how my friends die. Mind you, i add things that make the story so un-realistic, it could never happen, therefore nothing can ever happen like this, mind you :D i guess its a bunch of short stories athat are funny about death