Edward Elric and the Philosopher's Stone

Welcome to the Wizarding World of Fullmetal Alchemist, where I don't pay too much attention to the rules or timelines of either universe because for once I'm not gonna nitpick and treat it like a real book! DARN IT, IT CAN STINK FOR ALL I CARE, LITERALLY 600 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS EXACT PREMISE (I Googled it)! STRAP IN FOR A MAGICAL ADVENTURE WITH THE HALF-REMEMBERED PLOT OF THE FIRST HARRY POTTER NOVEL AND THE HALF-UNDERSTOOD PERSONALITIES OF FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD! THIS CROSSOVER WAS THOUGHT OF IN HEAVEN AND EXECUTED IN HELL, SO LET'S GET THIS BALL ROLLING!

Also, you KNOW you wanna see Ed in Hogwarts robes. God, that's just so absolutely wonderful to even THINK of I just... sigh okay onto the story. I did not draw that, by the way. It's stolen from the Internet, like the rest of my personality!

Also also, if you're not familiar with FMA like I am and are only reading this because I know you IRL and sent you the link, Ed has a Wikipedia page. Might want to skim that. Otherwise you'll be so lost in the sauce it won't even be funny.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Elric

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I apologize in advance this is gonna get stupid FAST.