50 shades of midlife crisis

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bobby has had a midlife crisis. this is his story 


creds to my math teacher for inspiring me for once with a math question about dear old bobby and his sad sad life. shout out to you lum.All Rights Reserved

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the day shit went down
Thu, Jan 11, 2018

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the day shit went down
Thu, Jan 11, 2018

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