Timeless (A South Park Fan Story)
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This town.
For years, this town has existed.
It seems like forever, a small redneck town has been part of this world, nuzzled into the mountains.
Many things have happened in this town; alien probing, baby kicking, drug cartels, month-long black Fridays, and many other illegal things.
The main evil in this town, or at least he is though to be by many, is a young kid by the name of Eric Cartman.
And he is here to terrorize anyone he can.
When a new Jewish kid and her friends move to his class, what will he do to ruin them?
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