And Then There's Ash

Imagine this, the boy of your dreams that you've been obsessing over since the fourth grade finally makes your dreams come true by asking you out on a date.

But you're the most awkward person alive, and you reply by getting slammed in the face by a locker, breaking your nose.

But hey, fuck a broken nose, your still going on that date! You meet your crush, Derick Brown at The Palace, a restaurant, in your prettiest dress at seven o'clock sharp.

Only to be greeted by green goo being poored on you by Mr. Perfect's gang, laughing at you.

So what do you do? You kick him in the nuts of course!

But Now Derick and his gang are angry, and they'll do anything to get back at ya.