Jokes...Uh yeah... Puns... Quotes..Comebacks
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Just Randomness.... random... just yeah
Funny Comebacks
Sad Quotes
Happy Quotes
Puns
Cheesy Lines
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I've got it all in this book thingy
I've used almost all of these in my life
Pretty Funny
Pretty Sad
Pretty Savage
Pretty Idiotic
Pretty Punny also
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