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TOXIC CABAL

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Time 3h 59m

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Toxic Cabal is a satiric novel first drafted while I had this historic view, but my first agent retired before submitting it :-(.  TC has been recast as a Fin de Siecle send-up of Southampton, NYC, a waste storage scheme, a wacky Independent presidential campaign, fashion models and greed - set against the backdrop of the Internet stocks crash of 2000. It features clever word play, witty characters, chicanery and what not. 
 
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