How not to narrate a story.

My names V.
I was only supposed to be here on an apprenticeship but the narrator you were supposed to have just got the flu, and is off work.
So they gave me the project.
"Oh you'll be fine, V"
"It's not like you have to make up the story"
"Everything is in place, you just have to document it".

Thanks. Thanks so much headquarters, and thanks KS for getting the flu.

I'm only a student, I could spell 'DUDE' with my A levels (you don't want to know about my GCSEs) and I don't know what I'm doing, I don't even know how to sum up a book, but I'll try...

So there's a girl, and another girl who's from some other dimension, and an evil girl, only she's not evil, and some random faeries and werewolves who float around, then some stuff happens, and then it ends.

Yup. I'm officially terrible at this. I'm so sorry.

Cover credit goes to @leah_ann, if you want a cover, she's great at making them.