The Anthology of Insanity

Attention, attention, everyone! This is the main attraction, the big event, the POETRY to END ALL POETRY!!! -Sane and senile-, ladies and gentleman, BOYS AND GIRLS! Welcome to The Anthology of Insanity! Where reality and delusion clash and sparks fly. You're all welcome to come; honestly. What you'll see in there is confidential. It's a great honor for you to come out tonight, it really is. But what you see next, what you experience, how you'll think, might be a little strange. That, my friend, is called insanity. There's a whole book about it. Have fun.