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Hafsah's silly Thoughts(meri Pagalpan😜)

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Votes 1,081
Parts 60
Time 57m

muslimah_vampire

bhootni craziness cries feature funniness laughter loveliness nonfiction

Asalam alaikum 
#102 in what's rising 20/01/2018
#90 19/02/2018.
#77 28/02/2018. In non-fiction 

hiii guys

I'll  be writing some silly thoughts of mine and thing which I come across and found it funny, weird N silly. 

I know am weird even to think like this  but its me and can't  help it *winks*  I really don't care what people say but am very sensitive I do care a lot. 


 I love sharing N you know sharing is caring. ain't  I great? 

am here to share my silly thoughts with you guys.

     let's go follow me on the journey of craziness.      (pagalpan ki nani jo hu😉)All Rights Reserved

bhootni craziness cries feature funniness laughter loveliness nonfiction

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