Saying Sorry to Inanimate Objects

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Parts 10
Time 11m

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"Yes, I am aware that that mannequin can't talk."

"Yes, I did just apologize to that can I kicked over." 

"Yes, I did just accidentally break a mirror and say sorry to it."All Rights Reserved

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