And The Animals Talked
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Last published Tue, Jan 16, 2018
this is a skit that can be done by any age group of any size. It is one of my most requested. As the title states its about the Animals at the Stable when Jesus was born This is a sample. If you are interested, email godshumorforeveryone@gmail.com
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