Buffet of Boys (short story)

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"Stan." I regard him, unfeelingly. He bursts into tears and is hugged by a friend, who shoots me an evil glare. At that moment I feel empowered as a female. The roles have been reversed"

Well that was the funniest part. Read to waste roughly 2 minutes of your life (depending on if you're a speed reader of not)