Do You Wanna Hide the Bodies?

Do You Wanna Hide the Bodies?

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A parody of the song, "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?". My friends and I came up with this during my theatre class XD Prepare to be scarred!
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Stubborn neat-freak Germany sets off on a not so epic journey-allying with idiotic pasta hunter Italy and his bitter reindeer Romano-to find his brother Prussia, whose awesome powers have trapped the kingdom of Hetalia in eternal awesomeness (winter). Encountering Russia-like conditions, perverted trolls, and a reclusive snowman Japan, Germany and Italy fight the awesomeness in a war to save the kingdom. Cast: Elsa: Prussia (has powers of awesomeness and likes being alone) Anna: Germany (loses his memory) Kristoff: Italy (mining for pasta) S'ven: Romano (knows a lot of colorful words but can't say them) Olaf: Japan (hates hugs) Hans: America (a rebellious wanna-be hero) Duke of Wezelton: Austria (complains a lot) Wezelton's guard: Hungary (hits people with frying pans) Shop Keeper: Russia (scary) Shop Family: Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, and China (trapped) Trolls: England (wizard), France (perv), Canada (talking rock?), and the rest of the cast we either forgot about or couldn't fit anywhere else... Servants: Switzerland and Lichtenstein (help Germany and don't like visitors) Snow Monster: Gilbird Before we go any further, yes, this is going to be a total satire that I wrote just for the heck of it. And, being the writer I am, I did put some effort into it. XD Maybe not all of it, but some. Some. Anyway, I honestly wrote it like a year ago, didn't post it in time, decided it would be too weird to post in the summer, waited and now holy crap it's 5 days until Christmas. O_O Ya. So, here you go... Merry Christmas ^^' I do not own Frozen, Hetalia, or the cover's background. Hope you like it! ^_^

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