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The Misadventures Of Capt. Joe And His Band Of Crazies

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Reads 263
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Parts 8
Time 56m

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The typical night for the crazies is filled with unsuccessful sneaking, lots of swearing, and a bottle or two of booze. All a recipe for disaster. Along with the long awaited dream of meeting their favorite country music singer; Brantley Gilbert and their ironically useful and wide variety of skillsets. How many times, ways, and places are they going to sneak in, break in, stumble in or beat their way into before the craziness comes to an end? Let's hope an infinite amount so you will always have a unlimited supply of crazy in your life. This is The Misadventures Of Capt. Joe And His Band Of Crazies.All Rights Reserved

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Little Miss Perfect

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