Australians Are Lava Sprites
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This is just a weird oneshot I came up with after talking with my Australian friend about a dumb headcanon I made up.
Australians are not human. They're actually half lava sprite, which is how they survive the heat. Full lava sprites take in less fortunate humans as their "roommates" and try to protect them from the heat.
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