Dealing with the jerk
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Last published Fri, Jan 19, 2018
What happens when Hailey Harper, a witty,sarcastic girl bumps into Isaac Anderson, the rich arrogant ass with an undeniably hot body at the airport?
He calls her Pooh.
She calls him Jerk.
Unknowingly their bags get exchanged and what happens after that is for you to find out...
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