If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Hoist_The_Colors
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  • Reads 156,797
  • Votes 9,990
  • Parts 125
  • Time 2h 33m
Hoist_The_Colors
Complete, First published Mar 11, 2014
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[COMPLETED]
Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She is totally amazing and you should totally go follower her!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have realized that a lot of people have been copying my ideas with this story (like making their own if i ever acted with orlando bloom ect, and setting it up the same way with similar humor). This is my story and all copyright is mine. Please do not copy (if you have good ideas and would like to write your own please dm me and i will consider it). Have a nice day, y'all!
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Alexandra The Misconceived -- The Curse Of The Black Pearl

13 parts Complete Mature

Alexandra Swann, the over-looked sister. The "boy-ish" sister. The "Sapphic" sister. Alexandra was always fond of the sea, and sailing. She dreamt of being a Pirate, but her father said, "Don't be foolish, Alexandra." She was going to prove him wrong. And with the opportune moment of her sister being taken by a gang of undead Pirates, she sets out on adventure with a Pirate captain by the name Jack Sparrow, and her best friend, William Turner. ~ Part 1 of 4 completed ~ (I might try to finish the 2nd part during this holiday. However, I cannot make any promises. I will try my best πŸ«‚)

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