20 parts Complete Mature"Tell me," he told her, his voice muffled. "Am I boring?"
"Yes," she said flatly, and when he groaned again, she said hastily, "but some girls like that."
"I don't want some girls," Danny moaned. "I want Emily."
Carly sighed and propped up her chin on her fists, pursing her lips. "Why? She just cheated on you."
"Because I love her." He slid down onto the carpet and spread his legs out flat like a five year old. "I loved her before she cheated on me and I still love her now."
His girlfriend breaks up with him and, reluctantly, his best friend helps him put together a list of crazy things he could do to get her back. And the list, unfortunately for him, is truly insane.