29 Partes Concluida Contenido adultoAny party I go to, the plan has always been the same thing. Drink, get high, dance, make my friends stop me from doing something crazy like stripping in public, the list goes on. With my rusty red hair, I easily made the creatures with dicks flock all over me like I was their mama duck.
In that area, there were three Fs I followed strictly by.
Flirt.
Fuck.
Flee.
Simple.
Despite my friends never hesitated to name me an alcoholic, I made sure not to drink too much so that the moment dawn reached, I was gone. So they wouldn't have the opportunity to either want more, or beat me into leaving first. I cringed at the first one, and was terrified of the second. I hated being left alone so I did it to others. So tell me how on earth in all my twenty-seven years of being on this earth, I woke up with a stranger in my car?
The little dimple faced dude from last night's gender reveal party was in here, by my side, and was...
AWAKE.
With the most disturbingly cynical smile I had ever laid my eyes on.
What the hell?
And guess what was the first thing he said to me.
"Who knew noble-births liked fucking in a parking lot? Nice tits by the way."
SLAP!
I found my palm on his stunned cheek.