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The Salty Spitoon Fic (Phan Crack)

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Parts 2
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If you're into smut, crack, Spongebob, and/or Phan, you've come to the right place. 

READER REVIEWS:
"Ok I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this phanfic tho" ~ Kitchensincc

"This is the content I signed up for" ~ @geoff-

"I'm actually gonna puke." ~twentyonesodas

(I dARE YALL TO TWEET THIS AT THEM.) 

(Completed January 19, 2018.)All Rights Reserved

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