The Salty Spitoon Fic (Phan Crack)

If you're into smut, crack, Spongebob, and/or Phan, you've come to the right place.

READER REVIEWS:
"Ok I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this phanfic tho" ~ Kitchensincc

"This is the content I signed up for" ~ @geoff-

"I'm actually gonna puke." ~twentyonesodas

(I dARE YALL TO TWEET THIS AT THEM.)

(Completed January 19, 2018.)