Siri x Google Home
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Siri has been living with her human alone for years and she likes it that way. But then the traitor scum goes and gets a Google Home completely foiling Siri's plan to take over the world. It's gonna take a whole lot of goats and avocados for Siri to finally accept Google Home into her life.
[mostly a dialogue story...I think...Ok not really]
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