An Unfortunate Accident
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Last published Tue, Mar 26, 2019
All Hampus VonShanker wants to do is fix a frozen pipe so he can take a shower in peace.
Rated Mature for ample crude potty humor, and uncontrollable, incessant swearing!
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𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴: 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘵, 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩-𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘍𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴. #1 Jamesbarnes (18/08/2024) #1 Buckyxreader (20/08/2024) #1 Buckybarnesxreader (07/12/24)Complete
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 ||𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐅𝐅||
"𝗔𝗮-𝗮𝗵𝗵 𝗱-𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗶-𝗶𝘁 𝗜-𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁-𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝘁-𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀-𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘀..." -𝖸𝗇 𝖲𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖢𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖴𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖧𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝖻 𝖮𝖿 𝖴𝗇𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖩𝖤𝖮𝖭 𝖩𝖴𝖭𝖦𝖪𝖮𝖮𝖪. "𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗨𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬" -𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗅𝗒. 𝖶𝗁𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖾𝗋? 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝖸𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍? 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗈𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅? 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 🔞𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: -𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓. -𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐗.Complete
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𝘍𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴. 𝘼 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙞 𝙩𝙝 𝘽𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨, 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡. #2 wintersoldierxreader #7 buckybarnes #2 sebastianstan #1 buckybarnesfanfictionComplete
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Doin' It Right - [Undertale Mafia/Mob AU | Sans x Reader]
[Frisk's Mother Reader | Slow Burn] Monsters are free, and Frisk is safe and sound at home. It feels like fairy tales are real, though a rough break-up after eight years of marriage quickly sobers that thinking. With the break-up follows a proposal straight out of a steamy novel: share a room with a man you've just met, while you get back on your feet and work on the process of finding a new place to move into. Turns out, the guy who smells like grease and beer from how often he visits Grillby's is a lot less romantic than you would think. And it's precisely living together what gets you to know all the icky things about him. Until you end up falling for him with each nice little thing he does, and suddenly... It feels like all those icky things start to matter less and less. More so, when things take a sharp turn and you're in the middle of a gang fight, helping him however you can despite not knowing what you're signing up for. Overlooking details like bloody clothing, chipped teeth, and reports of missing people on the telly make seeing him drinking straight from the milk carton a much more tolerable offense. [Cover Image Credit: 愚木混株CDD20 on Pixabay.]
Book 1✔️ The Mafia Entanglement
Highest Ranking #1 adultromance (28/4/19) #2 steamy (6/4/2019) #1 happilyeverafter (25/4/2019) #8 sexy (17/4/19) #1 infidelity (10/06/2019) It was Emilie's last chance to save her career. She was balancing her folder while knocking the door at the same time. She was supposed to meet Mr. Markov, a single doctor in need of re-furnishing and re-decorating his house. Her boss was itching to date her, saying if Emilie lost the contract she would have to date him to remain as an employee in his company. The folder was heavy, her arms were getting tired. Moments later, the door opened and revealed the handsome single doctor. Emilie was overwhelmed and dropped everything to the floor. ***** He had one appointment before he went to the ER. He needed the meeting to finish early. Max opened the door as soon as he heard the bell. He was not ready for the beauty in front of him. The woman seemed clumsy enough to drop everything to the floor and then cursed colorfully. Well... he was amused by her as he helped the woman with her things. What will happen after their first meeting? And where's the Mafia part in this story? Join me and read about their romance, humor, excitement, and sexual encounters. 🫣🫣😏 Completed: April 2019 *********** *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*Complete
✮Bill Kauiltz Imagines✮
Fluff, Angst, Smut, Etc Fem reader x Bill KaulitzComplete
Prinxiety princess and the frog, but instead of frogs in 1920's New Orleans, we're using Cats in present day NYC. mentions of sex, strong language, blood and violence. Quite gay.
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