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Top hats and tails
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Ongoing, First published Jan 21, 2018
fantasyhumourmysterysupernaturalthriller
Ever had a real weird encounter in a grocery store?

Met an alien?
Saw a whale?
Watched an old lady eat an entire watermelon in one go?

Yeah neither has Rayne.
But still, she did encounter some pretty weird stuff.

And that weird stuff led to even more unusual stuff.

Unusual stuff that would leave her entire world out of balance.

And it all started with a man and his top hat.
It gets even weirder when the tail comes into the mix.
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